Dean at The Londoner in Bangkok, Thailand

God, I love Thai women.
I was sitting at the Londoner the other night and two lovely young things walked in and the waitress approached them to find out where they wanted to sit, etc., and while she did I raised my hand and the waitress said, "Yes, Dean?"
I said, "Are they looking for me?"
And while she laughed, one of the girls looked at me
and said,
"Not now."

(Great sense of humor.)

Try that in the States.
On second thought, better not.
Dean Barrett